Second Lieutenant Tyson Schneeberger tricks the platoon into being test dummies for his experimental automobile, "Mondo Spider," causing its victims to run for the latrine. So Pete attempts to rescue them. Meanwhile, Sgt. Major Cody asks Derrick to take his self-portrait, but he turns out to be a very difficult subject.
Stars: Geoff Stults, Christopher Lowell, Parker Young
Director(s): Phil Traill
Writer(s): Kevin Biegel, Peter Knight, Theresa Mulligan