Seinfeld

Jerry and George vow to turn their lives around. Elaine enlist Kramer's help with a noisy dog.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Alec Berg

George gets cold feet and tries everything he can to postpone the wedding; Elaine is jealous of George's engagement; Kramer spills hot coffee on himself.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Alec Berg

Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyer's chagrin.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Alec Berg

Jerry squirts grapefruit into George's eye at breakfast, and for the rest of the day George is misinterpreted because everyone thinks he is winking at them.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Gammill

Jerry helps a marathon runner that overslept at the Olympics. Elaine deals with writer's block. George pretends to be busy at work while Kramer gets a hot tub.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Gregg Kavet

A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Spike Feresten

George refuses to give anyone his secret code (BOSCO). Kramer buys a police scanner. Jerry does a series of ads for Leapin' Larry's Appliance Store. Elaine has dinner with J. Peterman but after she and Jerry bail on the dinner, George is stuck to dine with Peterman. George spills his secret code to Peterman's dying mother and gets in trouble for it.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Alec Berg

Jerry has a hard time telling the pool guy at his new health club that there isn't room for a 5th member of the group. George's worlds collide when Elaine starts hanging out with Susan. Kramer discovers that his phone number is one digit off from that of a popular movie-finding service and offers help to those that mistakenly call his number.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, David Mandel

After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Peter Mehlman

When Lloyd Braun comes back from the psychiatric hospital, Kramer takes him under his wing and convinces Jerry to buy gum from him and wear glasses that don't belong to him to prove that Lloyd isn't crazy. George tries to prove to his old neighbor Deena that he isn't crazy after a cashier short-changes him.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Gammill

After George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's parents by taking them on Kramer's Manhattan horse tours, to disastrous consequences.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Carol Leifer

Elaine buys a friend a bra. Jerry and Kramer take care of George's car while he's away at Susan's family cottage.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Gregg Kavet

George becomes upset when Susan's cousin names her baby with the name he planned to use for his first child; Jerry questions his girlfriend's style.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Alec Berg

In this hour-long episode, Jerry performs the biggest show of his life in Atlantic City. He receives a rather generous pay check for the event, and decides to buy his father a Cadillac. Unfortunately, doing so puts Morty in the hot seat with the condo board of directors, where he serves as president. Morty is accused of stealing money from the board, and ultimately gets removed from his post as president and kicked out of the condo. Meanwhile, thanks to Elaine, George can score a date with "My Cousin Vinny" star Marisa Tomei but Elaine objects because of George's engagement with Susan. Kramer turns the tables on the cable company when they want to disconnect his service.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Alec Berg

Peterman wants Elaine to go to Africa, but when Elaine tests positive for Opium in her physical, that means no dice. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida so that he finally gets his "buffer zone," but they have problems with Jerry's parents. Kramer and Newman scheme to buy black market shower heads when the building switches to low-flow ones.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Peter Mehlman

George freaks out when he discovers that Susan has a doll that looks exactly like his mother. Jerry decides to use that as a bit on the Charles Grodin show when his prop gets destroyed in his carry-on luggage, but fellow comedian Sally Weaver screws up his bit by bringing him the wrong doll.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Gammill

Jerry has a hard time getting membership in the Friar's Club when the Flying Sandos Brothers take his jacket during a show. Meanwhile, Elaine suspects that a new co-worker (Rob Schneider) is faking a hearing disorder to get out of doing work.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, David Mandel

Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Spike Feresten

George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets banned from the restaurant when he's accused of stealing from the tip jar. He then asks Kramer to pick up the calzones, but Kramer gets kicked out when he tries to pay with pennies. George's last resort in getting the calzones is Newman who wants a cut of every delivery. Meanwhile, Kramer will only wear clothing if it's straight from the dryer.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Alec Berg

A garage mechanic steals Jerry's car. Elaine tries to win J. Peterman JFK's presidential golf clubs at an auction. George is asked to work on a mysterious assignment. Kramer and Newman run a recycling scam.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Gregg Kavet

A comment from George ends up causing a married couple to get divorced and Jerry and Elaine to date the soon-to-be exes. Kramer tries wearing jeans.

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Peter Mehlman

It's finally time for George and Susan's wedding. George doesn't think he can go through with the wedding. But when Susan puts George in charge of the wedding invitations, George gets the cheapest ones in the lot, knowing that the glue for the envelopes is cheap. Unfortunately for Susan, the glue is also toxic and licking the envelopes has fatal consequences. Meanwhile, Jerry courts a woman just like him named Jeannie Steinman and holds up his end of George's "pact" (see episode "The Engagement").

Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards
Director(s): Andy Ackerman
Writer(s): Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Alec Berg

After George makes an off-hand remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, Jerry and Elaine wait in anticipation of their inevitable separation. Elaine sports a new hairstyle, starts driving again and almost makes Jerry car sick. Kramer starts wearing jeans again. The jeans are much too tight, so tight in fact, that he can't get them off when he really needs to. Elaine and Jerry make plans to move in on the separated couple, which they do. George feels guilty about breaking up the marriage and wishes to undo the damage. Jerry and Elaine physically oppose this action. David returns the off-hand remark to George in the presence of Susan. She tells George she has to think about some things- he thinks it is his ticket out.

As the big day grows nearer, George and Susan order their invitations. Susan lets him choose the cheap ones. George tries to think of a way out. Elaine suggests smoking and Kramer suggests a pre-nuptial agreement. Jerry, thinking of a single future with Kramer, nearly gets hit by a car but is saved by his female equivalent, Jeannie. Jerry thinks he is in love with Jeannie. Kramer tries to cash in on a bank's offer of a $100 if one of their tellers doesn't say hello. Is "Hey," hello? George tries the suggestions and strikes out. Susan begins preparing the invitations. Jerry makes a decision. Susan passes out while licking envelopes. Jerry proposes marriage; later he has second thoughts. George finds Susan and the gang meets him over at the hospital, where George gets the news, he's out. Free at last, George makes another attempt at Marisa Tomei.