Real Rob

Rob considers replacing his incompetent personal assistant Jamie with his punctual and detail minded stalker, Steve.

Stars: Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow
Director(s): Rob Schneider
Writer(s): Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow

Patricia hires Udo, a male stripper, to be Miranda's live-in nanny and talks Rob into having a vasectomy.

Stars: Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow
Director(s): Rob Schneider
Writer(s): Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow

Rob advertises a male enhancement product, thinking it only be shown in Asian territories. When a giant billboard pops up in Hollywood, he tasks Jamie and his agent Andy to do get rid of it as soon as possible.

Stars: Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow
Director(s): Rob Schneider
Writer(s): Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow

Patricia thinks Rob is taking his VIP status for granted. Jamie forgets to feed Patricia's fish and needs to get a replacement. Rob takes a mime class.

Stars: Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow
Director(s): Rob Schneider
Writer(s): Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow

Trying to get back in shape, Rob feels he has to prove that he's still attractive, even to gay men. He and Jamie also have to organize Miranda's birthday party.

Stars: Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow
Director(s): Rob Schneider
Writer(s): Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow

Patricia orders Rob to get rid of all his old stuff in a garage sale. Rob invites a shaman into the house to get rid of 'bad energy'.

Stars: Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow
Director(s): Rob Schneider
Writer(s): Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow

Rob is looking to invest in his own celebrity endorsed product and promises to get Ryan Gosling to appear at the opening of Patricia's male revue.

Stars: Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow
Director(s): Rob Schneider
Writer(s): Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow

Angered that zombies and vampires have been added to his semi-autobiographical sit-com, Rob quits the show, then finds out he's broke. It's Patricia's opening night and a personal appearance by Ryan Gosling is too expensive so a replacement has to be found.

Stars: Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow
Director(s): Rob Schneider
Writer(s): Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Jamie Lissow